Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dear Felix:

So far, you've been gaining two ounces every day. I know you're not great at multiplying yet, but that's 45 pounds per year! Unless you're shooting for a sumo scholarship when you're in high school (and weighing 800lbs), maybe you should take it easy. Think it over, son.

Love,
Papa
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